I need to go the church, now. I need to get these stamps for confirmation. I earn these stamps by suffering in a crowded and hot church where you have to stand for 2 hours and try not to faint while being squashed in between tall people. It's worse if you're really small as well. Yesterday, I was close to fainting. I had to crawl my way outside to get some fresh air.
Trying to get into the church during Easter is like going to a shop on Black Friday.
Basically, it's like this:
And I stand there like:
20:20
My parents are relaxing and drinking coffee while I'm sat here with my coat and boots, ready to run.
It's worse because I will possibly fall asleep. Especially when they start singing, since they repeat what they sing for 10 minutes. Nice singing but... what do I do. I need ideas of what to think about.
My friend taught me this thing, where you point on your fingers and say:
My. Mummy. Told. Me. Not. To. Swear. At. School.
Then you eliminate the finger you lastly pointed at???
If you do it right, you will always end up the middle finger.
So you will always be a rebel.
20:25
http://www.boredpanda.com/shower-thoughts-interesting-facts/
Haha.
Wait i think my parents are finally going,
YESSSSS.
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