During break I was arguing with my friend, let's call her Sally. So when I was talking about ships, Sally said that ships are bullsಠ益ಠt.
Me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? HOW?
Then we started to argue.
After the 10 minute discussion, which was mainly me asking her about her opinion, she looked at me and said:
"What does shipping mean anyway?
...
WHAT.
WE WERE ARGUING ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW FOR 10 MINUTES?
Then my friend, let's call him Aiden said:
"I think she means a boat"
...
WHAT.
LOOK THIS GUY IS ACTUALLY PRETTY SMART BUT HEY. WHY WOULD I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME TALKING ABOUT BOATS? ALL THIS TIME, WHEN I SAID "I SHIP IT" YOU THOUGHT I WAS BOAT? HmHmMmMmM.
"I boat it"
"I boat them so much"
"Going to go home and boat them"
Then I was waiting in the lunch line, with my friends: Clare, Aiden and Curls ( These are not their real names obviously xD )
We were discussing music tastes.
Me: I like rock. It's very calming. ^-^
Curls: Yeah I see how it's calming...
AND THEN, I was eating fish and chips with beans and this year 9 guy started to ask me questions, ( I just noticed I nade a blog post about him before: http://ohhaiidere.blogspot.co.uk/2015/10/so-i-was-waiting-in-lunch-line-with-my.html?m=1 ) I didn't understand him, maybe because he made no sense and I'm turning deaf.
That guy: sdsdksdmjsld
Me: ???
Melody: He just insulted you, you know.
Me: ??? Thanks ???
For some reason, Clare was very angry. She was sitting on the table beside us. She punched the table and walked away, Sally and Aiden followed.
Me: Why is she mad?
Melody: Lol idk
I was still eating my chips, but Melody finished and was telling me to hurry up. All of a sudden, this dude that hangs out with Clare came over ( let's call him Pedodude :3 ) and smashed his hands on the table next to where Melody was sitting. DRAMATICALLY smashed his hands. Like BOOM! TELL ME YOUR SECRET BRUH.
Pedodude: SO MELODY. Do you have something to tell me?!
Melody: No.
Melody was just keeping her chill.
I don't exactly hate that guy, but If he was on fire I would laugh and roast a marshmallow on him. Pedodude constantly makes extremely dirty jokes and actions 24/7. When I talk to him, the conversation usually ends with me screaming "YOU NEED JESUS" and running away. Few days ago, he attempted to rape my backpack. Luckily I grabbed the innocent object before he did that. The next day he was sexually touching up Melody's pringles. Look, I don't know how you can do that but I don't want to know. I remember how he also told me to, quote by quote, to "rape my plastic boyfriend". Wow, I didn't know that Yoshiki Kishinuma was plastic? He said other stuff but they were way too 18+.
<< Yoshiki ♥
Pedodude: Have you been spreading any rumours about Clare and Aiden sleeping with each other or something?
Melody: LOL no
Clare and Melody are the type of friends that are best friends forever and then 10 seconds later they are fighting over something, then they are BFFs again. They fight at least once a week, and it's a miracle if they don't fight. On that day, they had another argument. Possibly about Melody who keeps making rumours about Clare and Aiden. (GIRLS AND BOYS CAN BE NORMAL FRIENDS OK) Tbh at first I tried to solve their conflict but I gave up.
Pedodude: I will beat you up, you know!
Me: Sorry to interrupt your peaceful resolution, but you could just talk it out rather then always threaten to beat someone up.Pedodude: Shut up Aleks! I'll rip you up!
Me: Death threats? I see. Aren't you aware that giving people death threats is a crime?
Pedodude: You think you are smart, don't you?! I'll kill you!
Me: Help! This boy over here is threatening me!
He panicked and turned around. On the table next to us there was a group of teachers. Oh look! A student is threatening other students! That's none of our concern!
Pedodude got close to Melody's ear and said something about killing.
As me and Melody were trying to find the others, we noticed milkshake on the floor. Half of the wall was painted in the chocolate liquid idk. The poor milkshake was on the ground, clearly stepped on several times.
I have two prime suspects:
-The milkshake terrorists
-An angry child that likes to litter
-Clare
I named the milkshake terrorists btw. xP
The milkshake terrorists are basically a group of unknown people, who like to terrorise corridors in my school. Once the whole English floor was covered in banana milkshake. There was around 20 packages things (Idk what they are called xD) everywhere.
Or it was Clare. When she is angry, or happy, or sad, or hyper, or high (don't take drugs kids!) she likes to ruin the walls. Specifically using squash. And Aiden always has A LOT of milkshakes for some reason so everything fits perfectly.
Before our next lesson we saw Pedodude walk past us. We said hi. He just gave us the exact same look as this gif:
Well happy Easter to you too then.
Art was crazy. At first, Clare and Melody were just glaring at each other. Clare was clearly angry, but Melody was normal. Yet I still felt the hatred in the air.
Then both of them had to go outside to print something. They went outside giving each other looks, and they came in laughing and talking to each other. I ASSURE YOU. THEY WERE OUTSIDE FOR A MAXIMUM OF 20 SECONDS. TWENTY SECONDS. VINGT SECONDES. DWADZIESCIA SEKUND. HOW? I mean, I'm not surprised. It's normal for them to become best buddies again after a short amount of time. But to simply forget about those rumours and the fact you abused an milkshake IN LESS THAN 20 SECONDS?
If my friend possibly made rumors about me and my ex-crush or something... I WOULD HAVE
For the rest of the lesson they were talking. Probably about boys. RIP. CLARE-WHO-USED-TO-BE -MY-EMO FRIEND-BUT-NOW-HAS-TURNED-SUPER-GIRLY-AND-CARES -ONLY-ABOUT-BOYS-MOSTLY ah.
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