This blog makes me cringe aHHhHh
Yes I remembered I have a blog at 5am

I'm gonna watch some mlg teletubbies idc about sleep




!!!!11

Omg why

i am being so smooth and boom
I typed it wrong

http://logs.omegle.com/0d83ea50

2. Why you do this

During prep me and Clare were doing homework/messing around. Today, she has been bugging me about something called 'Hentai'. (Don't google it ok kids)
It's not my fault. She said she watches it during lunch in the most NORMAL WAY POSSIBLE.

"Hi! My name is Fred and I watch hentai!!!!!! (: "

Clare: Hentai Hentai Hentai
Me: Can you not

She even started to write it around my doodle book and I had to scribble it out.

Clare: Hentai Hentai Hentai

After a few minutes, I lost my cool.

Me: CAN YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT PORN?!

I said it loud enough for my table to hear. Oh, did I mention that my ex-crush sits near me? Why.

You should of seen the looks of their faces. I'm known as the girl-that-never-ever-talks so simply saying something is suprsing enough. Tbh I just remembered how my ex-crush said he watched hentai. Erm.

Clare was just laughing and I wanted to erase my existance.

AND I AM BACK ;-;

00:46

I am back from the church. I'm practically dying in me mums car rn.
I'm not a fan of standing, but it wasn't that bad. At the start.
These were the thoughts that were going through my head:
-That sounds like Satan music???
-Wait... THERE ARE 5D CINEMAS????? WHAT IS 5D
-That hat is simply Divine. I use it to murder people (:
-HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW THE LYRICS? WHY CAN'T THEY SING HIGHSCHOOL MUSICAL SONGS OR SOMETHING
-WE'RE ALL IN HERE TOGETHER
-Is that slenderman? Wow I've watched too many horrors today
-OH MY GOD IT'S PEOPLE FROM MY SATURDAY SCHOOL AHHHH
-I want to do that elevator challenge thing
-That person is getting really into clapping
-I need to google what 5D IS
-IS THAT SHREK??! SHREK?! WHAT IS SHREK DOING IN THE CHURCH?!!
-Am I hallucinating?
-No I am blind and have a big imagination
-Amen
-I am tired
-I think I'll be here till 5am

WHEN FINALLY it was finished, I had to stalk those people from my Saturday school because they were tall and could see >_>
The priest said that I have to find the other priest who gives the stamps.
OK?
You're kidding?
I'm literally the walking definition of a very short person.
I'm also the walking definition of a ultimate blind person.
I'm basically a blind mouse.
I tried to find him but I failed. My dad then found him.
He gave me the stamp. And being the clumsy blind mouse I am, I DROPPED IT.
WHY DID I DO THAT?! WHY AM I SUCH A SOCIALLY AWKWARD PENGUIN.
He shook my hand and said congratulations.
I deserved it tbh.

WELL DONE FOR BEING AN ULTIMATE SUPER HIGHSCHOOL LEVEL CLUSMY SOCIALLY AWKWARD BLIND PENGUIN MOUSE!!!!!
YAY!!!1!11!!2

Also Happy Easter people.
Because it's Easter Sunday.

I'm in my mum's car.

20:40

No but I really am. Finally.

Parents hurrrryyyy

20:10

I need to go the church, now. I need to get these stamps for confirmation. I earn these stamps by suffering in a crowded and hot church where you have to stand for 2 hours and try not to faint while being squashed in between tall people. It's worse if you're really small as well. Yesterday, I was close to fainting. I had to crawl my way outside to get some fresh air.

Trying to get into the church during Easter is like going to a shop on Black Friday.
Basically, it's like this:

And I stand there like:

20:20

My parents are relaxing and drinking coffee while I'm sat here with my coat and boots, ready to run.

It's worse because I will possibly fall asleep. Especially when they start singing, since they repeat what they sing for 10 minutes. Nice singing but... what do I do. I need ideas of what to think about.

My friend taught me this thing, where you point on your fingers and say:
My. Mummy. Told. Me. Not. To. Swear. At. School.

Then you eliminate the finger you lastly pointed at???
If you do it right, you will always end up the middle finger.
So you will always be a rebel.

20:25

http://www.boredpanda.com/shower-thoughts-interesting-facts/
Haha.
Wait i think my parents are finally going,
YESSSSS.

1. Day at school. ( I boat it & death threats )

So I spent my lessons struggling with the fact that my glasses are broken. And since I'm legally blind I couldn't see anything which WAS GREAT.

During break I was arguing with my friend, let's call her Sally. So when I was talking about ships, Sally said that ships are bullsಠ益ಠt.
Me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? HOW? 
Then we started to argue.
After the 10 minute discussion, which was mainly me asking her about her opinion, she looked at me and said:
"What does shipping mean anyway?
...
WHAT.
WE WERE ARGUING ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW FOR 10 MINUTES?
Then my friend, let's call him Aiden said:
"I think she means a boat"
...
WHAT.
LOOK THIS GUY IS ACTUALLY PRETTY SMART BUT HEY. WHY WOULD I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME TALKING ABOUT BOATS? ALL THIS TIME, WHEN I SAID "I SHIP IT" YOU THOUGHT I WAS BOAT? HmHmMmMmM.

"I boat it"
"I boat them so much"
"Going to go home and boat them"


Then I was waiting in the lunch line, with my friends: Clare, Aiden and Curls ( These are not their real names obviously xD )
We were discussing music tastes.
Me: I like rock. It's very calming. ^-^
Curls: Yeah I see how it's calming...

AND THEN, I was eating fish and chips with beans and this year 9 guy started to ask me questions, ( I just noticed I nade a blog post about him before: http://ohhaiidere.blogspot.co.uk/2015/10/so-i-was-waiting-in-lunch-line-with-my.html?m=1 ) I didn't understand him, maybe because he made no sense and I'm turning deaf.

That guy: sdsdksdmjsld
Me: ???
Melody: He just insulted you, you know.
Me: ??? Thanks ???

For some reason, Clare was very angry. She was sitting on the table beside us. She punched the table and walked away, Sally and Aiden followed.

Me: Why is she mad?
Melody: Lol idk

I was still eating my chips, but Melody finished and was telling me to hurry up. All of a sudden, this dude that hangs out with Clare came over ( let's call him Pedodude :3 ) and smashed his hands on the table next to where Melody was sitting. DRAMATICALLY smashed his hands. Like BOOM! TELL ME YOUR SECRET BRUH.

Pedodude: SO MELODY. Do you have something to tell me?!
Melody: No.

Melody was just keeping her chill.
I don't exactly hate that guy, but If he was on fire I would laugh and roast a marshmallow on him. Pedodude constantly makes extremely dirty jokes and actions 24/7. When I talk to him, the conversation usually ends with me screaming "YOU NEED JESUS" and running away. Few days ago, he attempted to rape my backpack. Luckily I grabbed the innocent object before he did that. The next day he was sexually touching up Melody's pringles. Look, I don't know how you can do that but I don't want to know. I remember how he also told me to, quote by quote, to "rape my plastic boyfriend". Wow, I didn't know that Yoshiki Kishinuma was plastic? He said other stuff but they were way too 18+.

<< Yoshiki ♥


Pedodude: Have you been spreading any rumours about Clare and Aiden sleeping with each other or something?
Melody: LOL no

Clare and Melody are the type of friends that are best friends forever and then 10 seconds later they are fighting over something, then they are BFFs again. They fight at least once a week, and it's a miracle if they don't fight. On that day, they had another argument. Possibly about Melody who keeps making rumours about Clare and Aiden. (GIRLS AND BOYS CAN BE NORMAL FRIENDS OK) Tbh at first I tried to solve their conflict but I gave up.

Pedodude: I will beat you up, you know!

Me: Sorry to interrupt your peaceful resolution, but you could just talk it out rather then always threaten to beat someone up.
Pedodude: Shut up Aleks! I'll rip you up!
Me: Death threats? I see. Aren't you aware that giving people death threats is a crime?
Pedodude: You think you are smart, don't you?! I'll kill you!
Me: Help! This boy over here is threatening me!
He panicked and turned around. On the table next to us there was a group of teachers. Oh look! A student is threatening other students! That's none of our concern!
Pedodude got close to Melody's ear and said something about killing.

As me and Melody were trying to find the others, we noticed milkshake on the floor. Half of the wall was painted in the chocolate liquid idk. The poor milkshake was on the ground, clearly stepped on several times.
I have two prime suspects:
-The milkshake terrorists
-An angry child that likes to litter
-Clare

I named the milkshake terrorists btw. xP
The milkshake terrorists are basically a group of unknown people, who like to terrorise corridors in my school. Once the whole English floor was covered in banana milkshake. There was around 20 packages things (Idk what they are called xD) everywhere.
Or it was Clare. When she is angry, or happy, or sad, or hyper, or high (don't take drugs kids!) she likes to ruin the walls. Specifically using squash. And Aiden always has A LOT of milkshakes for some reason so everything fits perfectly.

Before our next lesson we saw Pedodude walk past us. We said hi. He just gave us the exact same look as this gif:

Well happy Easter to you too then.

Art was crazy. At first, Clare and Melody were just glaring at each other. Clare was clearly angry, but Melody was normal. Yet I still felt the hatred in the air.

Then both of them had to go outside to print something. They went outside giving each other looks, and they came in laughing and talking to each other. I ASSURE YOU. THEY WERE OUTSIDE FOR A MAXIMUM OF 20 SECONDS. TWENTY SECONDS. VINGT SECONDES. DWADZIESCIA SEKUND. HOW? I mean, I'm not surprised. It's normal for them to become best buddies again after a short amount of time. But to simply forget about those rumours and the fact you abused an milkshake IN LESS THAN 20 SECONDS?

If my friend possibly made rumors about me and my ex-crush or something... I WOULD HAVE KILLED HER AND PUT HER IN A TRADITIONAL POLISH EASTER BASKET talked it out with her but still be mad at her for a while.

For the rest of the lesson they were talking. Probably about boys. RIP. CLARE-WHO-USED-TO-BE -MY-EMO FRIEND-BUT-NOW-HAS-TURNED-SUPER-GIRLY-AND-CARES -ONLY-ABOUT-BOYS-MOSTLY ah.

Oh god

I was playing agar.io and I was teaming. I ACCIDENTALLY ATE THAT PERSON WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY. -facepalms-

So sorry person ;;

I HAVE 16% ON MY PHONE AND I HAVE 5 HOURS TO SURVIVE FROM IT. I REFUSE TO INTERACT WITH HUMANS BECAUSE THEY THINK I'M TOO "WEIRD".

WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL

I DON'T UNDERSTAND. MY PHONE WAS ON 46% BUT WHEN DOWN TO 15% IN THE MORNING. TOO BAD T^T

OKAY BYE SEE YOU IN LIKE 5 MONTHS

Haven't been on xP

I haven't posted anything on this blog for like 2 months. Suprisngly, I found out that the less I post the more viewers I have. Logic?

Wow

I'm so busy (mostly) that I haven't posted much.
This is the things I've done this month:

-Had awkward moments
-Volunteered in a charity OOOO
-Decided to get tortured (PE prep while listening to very bad music on the radio)
-Even more awkward moments
-Had many mental breakdowns
-Was amazed by the fact that is snowed (a bit) in London. Miracle.

And yeah that's it, great.

I have a french speaking exam in a week and I can't speak to strangers in english without almost dying so that will be interesting.

But HOLIDAY IN 2 WEEKS YESSSSSSSSSS

I forgot this blog exists...