uh 

hi

yeah

I got flashbacks of this blog and ngl what even is this

so rn I'm 16 and trashier than before

i love memes

and gay

that's it

ty for listening

 This blog makes me cringe aHHhHh
Yes I remembered I have a blog at 5am

I'm gonna watch some mlg teletubbies idc about sleep




!!!!11

Omg why

i am being so smooth and boom
I typed it wrong

http://logs.omegle.com/0d83ea50

2. Why you do this

During prep me and Clare were doing homework/messing around. Today, she has been bugging me about something called 'Hentai'. (Don't google it ok kids)
It's not my fault. She said she watches it during lunch in the most NORMAL WAY POSSIBLE.

"Hi! My name is Fred and I watch hentai!!!!!! (: "

Clare: Hentai Hentai Hentai
Me: Can you not

She even started to write it around my doodle book and I had to scribble it out.

Clare: Hentai Hentai Hentai

After a few minutes, I lost my cool.

Me: CAN YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT PORN?!

I said it loud enough for my table to hear. Oh, did I mention that my ex-crush sits near me? Why.

You should of seen the looks of their faces. I'm known as the girl-that-never-ever-talks so simply saying something is suprsing enough. Tbh I just remembered how my ex-crush said he watched hentai. Erm.

Clare was just laughing and I wanted to erase my existance.

AND I AM BACK ;-;

00:46

I am back from the church. I'm practically dying in me mums car rn.
I'm not a fan of standing, but it wasn't that bad. At the start.
These were the thoughts that were going through my head:
-That sounds like Satan music???
-Wait... THERE ARE 5D CINEMAS????? WHAT IS 5D
-That hat is simply Divine. I use it to murder people (:
-HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW THE LYRICS? WHY CAN'T THEY SING HIGHSCHOOL MUSICAL SONGS OR SOMETHING
-WE'RE ALL IN HERE TOGETHER
-Is that slenderman? Wow I've watched too many horrors today
-OH MY GOD IT'S PEOPLE FROM MY SATURDAY SCHOOL AHHHH
-I want to do that elevator challenge thing
-That person is getting really into clapping
-I need to google what 5D IS
-IS THAT SHREK??! SHREK?! WHAT IS SHREK DOING IN THE CHURCH?!!
-Am I hallucinating?
-No I am blind and have a big imagination
-Amen
-I am tired
-I think I'll be here till 5am

WHEN FINALLY it was finished, I had to stalk those people from my Saturday school because they were tall and could see >_>
The priest said that I have to find the other priest who gives the stamps.
OK?
You're kidding?
I'm literally the walking definition of a very short person.
I'm also the walking definition of a ultimate blind person.
I'm basically a blind mouse.
I tried to find him but I failed. My dad then found him.
He gave me the stamp. And being the clumsy blind mouse I am, I DROPPED IT.
WHY DID I DO THAT?! WHY AM I SUCH A SOCIALLY AWKWARD PENGUIN.
He shook my hand and said congratulations.
I deserved it tbh.

WELL DONE FOR BEING AN ULTIMATE SUPER HIGHSCHOOL LEVEL CLUSMY SOCIALLY AWKWARD BLIND PENGUIN MOUSE!!!!!
YAY!!!1!11!!2

Also Happy Easter people.
Because it's Easter Sunday.

I'm in my mum's car.

20:40

No but I really am. Finally.

Parents hurrrryyyy

20:10

I need to go the church, now. I need to get these stamps for confirmation. I earn these stamps by suffering in a crowded and hot church where you have to stand for 2 hours and try not to faint while being squashed in between tall people. It's worse if you're really small as well. Yesterday, I was close to fainting. I had to crawl my way outside to get some fresh air.

Trying to get into the church during Easter is like going to a shop on Black Friday.
Basically, it's like this:

And I stand there like:

20:20

My parents are relaxing and drinking coffee while I'm sat here with my coat and boots, ready to run.

It's worse because I will possibly fall asleep. Especially when they start singing, since they repeat what they sing for 10 minutes. Nice singing but... what do I do. I need ideas of what to think about.

My friend taught me this thing, where you point on your fingers and say:
My. Mummy. Told. Me. Not. To. Swear. At. School.

Then you eliminate the finger you lastly pointed at???
If you do it right, you will always end up the middle finger.
So you will always be a rebel.

20:25

http://www.boredpanda.com/shower-thoughts-interesting-facts/
Haha.
Wait i think my parents are finally going,
YESSSSS.