My class is very festive.

Christmas is round the corner, and although my school have no Christmas decorations my class has started to get very festive. They sing Xmas songs 24/7… in their version:


Classmate 1: All I want for Christmas… is weed.

Classmate 2: Last Christmas, you gave me weed but the very next day you didn't give me the weed.

Classmate 3: On the first day of Christmas my true love gave me to me, a stash of weed.

Classmate 4: And since there is no place to go, let's get high, let's get high, let's get high.

Classmate 5: Oh, what fun it is to get high in a one horse open sleigh.

Classmate 6: You better watch out, you better not cry. You better get high, I'm telling you why.



….


Yes, I'm aware that most of my class is on drugs. I feel like this post is really inappropriate… oh well.

Merry Christmas!
Even though it's a month till christmas
Don't do drugs kids! (:

Every morning...

Me: -walks into school-
Okay this is going to be a good day!

Random kid: My dad is pedobear!!11
Me: 
Random kid 2: -sniffs someone-
Me:
-keeps walking-

Random kid 3: -twerks-
Me: -looks at him- o_e
Random kid 3: wot u looking at mate
Me: e_e
-keeps walking-

Me: -walks past a couple kissing and touching-
…
Well that sure was awkward.

Me: -walks into class-
~Everyone stares at me~
Why is everyone staring at me o-o
~None of my friends are here~
Okay. I'll just stare at this wall for 5 minutes.
Classmate 1: SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY
Classmate 2: -throws a pen-
Classmate 3: -strokes his pink shoes-
Classmate 1: SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY

My history teacher hates me.

I seriously think my history teacher hates me.

Before we had this seating plan:

? = I don't know xD
H = Dislike / Annoying (sorry c:)
F = Friend

I was alright with the seating plan, actually it was great. ( It would be even better if those pathogens behind me DIDN'T THROW STUFF AT ME, AND THE GIRL BESIDE ME. IT'S NOT THAT ENTERTAINING. THANK YOU. )

But then on Monday our teacher left the class for a few minutes. Which is a BIG MISTAKE. Teachers should never leave the classroom. It's very dangerous. Because this will happen:

After a few seconds of randomly dancing, me and some other kids were taking notes of the video we were supposed to watch. Everyone else was throwing books, pencils, glue sticks, papers, chairs, scissors… anything they could find. I was trying to work but all I could hear is:

" OMG YOU'RE SO GROSS "
-someone throws a book at someone-
" YOUR SO BUTTERS "
" SHE WAS LIKE, BARE MOIST INNIT "
" WHERE IS THAT PAPER GONE, MAN"
-someone falls off the chair-
" SHUT UP! THE TEACHER IS COMIN' "
" NAH SHE AIN'T "
" STOP JOKIN' DUDE "
" I AIN'T EVEN PLAYING, BLAD I SAW HER "
" EW DON'T THROW THAT GLUE STICK AT ME "
" IM GONNA BEAT YOU UP IF YOU DON'T STOP MATE "
" GO ON THEN "
-someone gets punched-

The teacher came back and started shouting. So she decided to make a seating plan. As if that will work.

Dear Teachers,
Moving seats won't help.

And this is our new seating plan:

Great, just great. I don't understand why she put me in the 3rd row. (I didn't draw the whole class, there are 5 rows in total :3 )

This is why I hate this seating plan:

1. I'm the smallest person in my class. I should be on the 1st/2nd row o_o

2. I'm near sighted so I can barely see the board. 

3. I sit behind tall people, 'that helps'. xDD

4. I also sit next to the worse people possible. Idek them, but I know they're annoying.

5. 2 of my friends sit next to each other. I can see them laughing and talking all the time. I've been replaced, once again ;-;

OH WELL IT COULD OF BEEN WORSE.

I bet my history teacher finds this very funny...

Luckily, we have 4 history lessons a week. And all those lessons take place in different classrooms idek why.

Monday = French class
Tuesday = RE class
Wednesday = History class !!!
Friday = MUSIC ROOM.


If our teacher is going to change the seating plans tomorrow, I'm going to scream.

SPIDER.

OKAY.  THAT SPIDER THAT I SAW FEW DAYS AGO IN THE BATHROOM MOVED TO MY ROOM.

I was doodling and then I saw a giant spider on my wall. I decided to leave it, not kill it. BUT THEN IS MOVED. IT STARTED TO CRAWL ON MY DOOR. So I started to aggressively move the door so that he ( or she ) will understand to NOT GO ON MY DOOR. If he ( or she?? ) goes on my door, how will I escape? It started to crawl towards me so I grabbed my phone (so I can call someone for help) and my sketchbook (so I can whack it with).

My dad walked through the corridor and saw me sitting on my bed with my phone and sketchbook whilst looking very paranoid. I didn't want to tell him about the spider because I remember how paranoid I got last time when I saw a crane fly…

ANYWAY. The spider started to dance. It stood on a spot and moved it's legs.

I took the chance and ran to my computer. Then it just stood there and didn't move. I got really confused. Is it thinking about how to kill me? I started to poke it with my sketchbook but it didn't react. I was tempted to touch it but then this would happen:

SPIDER@ STOP STANDING THERE AND ACTING LIKE YOU PAY RENT. (:

I went online and kept checking on the spider every 5 seconds just to make sure it's still there. I logged on, looked at it and BOOM IT WAS GONE.
HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?
HOW CAN A SPIDER DISAPPEAR IN 5 SECONDS?
DID IT TELEPORT?
OR WAS IT JUST MY IMAGINATION?

I'm guessing it's hiding behind my violin. I have to have an violin practise now. I'll keep updating. If I won't it either means:

a) I'm dead
b) I'm too lazy
c) I forgot
d) All of above


UPDATE:
I FOUND IT AH WHAT DO I DO HELP.
IT'S MOVING ONE OF IT'S LEG NOW??
DOES THAT MEAN HE WANTS TO FIGHT ME OR SOMETHING? OH GOD NO.
I WANT TO GET A CONTAINER AND CATCH IT BUT THIS MIGHT HAPPEN:

WAIT

IT'S GOING ON MY DESK

IT'S ON MY DESK

HELP

I GRABBED MY SKETCHBOOK AND SCARED HIM AWAY.

IT STARTED TO RUN. PAHAHA.

NOW IT'S STANDING IN THE CORNER.

TROLOLOLOL

YOU STILL WANT TO FIGHT?

NOW IT'S TRYING TO GET UP THE DOOR

IT'S GOING UP

DON'T YOU DARE GO ON THE CEILING.

UPDATE:

I made it fall off the door. I feel like a terrible human scaring a spider now. 

UPDATE:

It's going towards my desk again, NOPE NOPE NOPE.

UPDATE:

I wrote a note on my sketchbook:

"Hi spider! Touch this if you want to be friends! (:"

I know it's stupid since spiders can't read but why not give it a try. o-o

It just stood there.

"And don't want to die :D"

It started to move. TOWARDS MY DESK. NO.

I  got my sketchbook and started to push it away from my desk. It kind of high-fived my sketchbook.

Me: Hmm. Maybe you're friendly. Maybe I should leave you alone-

Then it started to go move around. I panicked and DROPPED THE SKETCHBOOK.

RIP SKETCHBOOK 2013 - 2015

I'M SO SORRY.

UPDATE:

I read an article why you shouldn't be scared of spiders. It's not helping that much T^T

I need to grab my sketchbook. I CAN DO IT.

I DID IT. BUT WHERE IS THE SPIDER AT?

(DUN DUN DUN)

UPDATE:

I was looking for the spider and I saw it on my desk like

"PROBLEM BRO"

YES, MOVE FROM MY DESK.

I got my sketchbook and it went on it so I threw it because I got scared.

GUESS WHAT.

You know the note that I wrote about being friends?

IT TOUCHED IT.

IT ACTUALLY TOUCHED IT. 

IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE ( I HOPE )

I MADE LIKE 10 PHOTOS OF IT AND I'LL POST A PHOTO SOON ^^

I NAMED IT GARY.

GARY IS VERY KEEN TO GO BEHIND MY DESK.

Now it's on my door. Wow that was fast. And Gary fell.

I can't be bothered to practise violin now.

Gary is now gone. Hopefully out of my room.

Okay this is crazy. Bye xD

Parents evening in 2 hours

I just came back from school and I'm going to go back to school at 6:00 for the Parents evening thingy. Here is the time thingy:


6:00 French teacher
6:05 Maths teacher
6:05 Art teacher
6:10 History teacher
6:15 Science teacher
6:15 English teacher

As you can see I have to see 2 teachers at the same time, twice. I don't know how I'm going to do this,   because I can't be in 2 places at the same time. O_o

I know exactly what the teachers are going to say:
"She is very good, she always does her work but she is a bit shy and quiet & has to parcipitate more"

Wish me luck 0-0

BOMBS!!

Oh wait false alarm. It's only the fireworks. o_o
Whenever I hear them I automatically think that we're getting bombed.

Anyway…
I have parents evening tomorrow which means I'm getting my report. NO. PLS NO.

The whole year did an assessment in english.
And guess what? The whole year failed the english assessment. Yay!

Failed is such a harsh word. More like "still passing". Tbh we didn't fail it. We did really well one it. But the government is changing the grades and stuff idk all that kinda stuff. There was some kind of error in the marking or something, So we basically did very good but failed. Very logical.

Even though we had a test yesterday, we have ANOTHER test tomorrow. What. WOW. CAN YOU, PLEASE AT LEAST GIVE ME A BREAK.

If stress burnt calories I'd be a supermodel.

There is also art homework. My teacher told me to draw a realistic face. Teacher, I can't even draw a cartoon tree. How am I supposed to draw a face?

I have to email a school about work experience and voluntary work for the D of E award. I'm going to work in a school so I can develop useful skills such as commitment, teamwork, leadership etc… Also my cousin goes to that school so I can annoy her all day for revenge. c:

Wish me luck, idk? xD

Poke. (ಠ_ಠ)☞

~Another year 7 story because a lot happened in year 7…~

So on Friday I got fish and chips for lunch. I was walking back to my seat when some guy, (let's name him the "chip attacker and pusher" aka Caap) pushed his way through me and some other kids to get some water. He was the same year as me btw. I looked down and saw that A FEW OF MY CHIPS WERE LYING ON THE FLOOR. WHY, HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A THING.

I decided to let him know that he dropped my chips, so that… idek. I was stupid and quite confident than I am now in year 7 for some reason.

Me: Um excuse me. You shouldn't push.

Caap: -ignores-

Me: You made me drop my chips. I LOVE CHIPS. How would-

Caap: -ignores-

Me: Um…? -pokes-

Caap: omg wot the ▆▆ y did u poke me????///

Me: I just-

Caap: I'M GONNA TELL THE TEACHER!

Me: Tell what? xDD

So he ran off to tell the teacher that I poked him. Like what. So I expected the teacher to be on my side or simply not care but I was wrong.

Teacher: You shouldn't touch people, that's rude!

Me: Not as rude as pushing people and making them drop their food.

Teacher: Just keep your hands to yourself.

Me: He obviously wasn't keeping his body to himself when he was pushing people.

Also why is the teacher telling off me for poking someone. It's not like I poked him with a knife or something. Which maaaaaybeee I should of haveee……………….

IT'S HALF-TERM… AND IT'S GONE.

Back to prison hell school tomorrow.

I'm gonna take lots of Halloween sweets tomorrow and eat them during break and lunch.  I hope there will be some kind of fight or drama, because there usually is. The next free day we will have is the 27th (I think xD). That's 624 hours. THAT'S TOO MUCH. 

Good luck to anyone who has school tomorrow. T^T