Friday, 30 October 2015

Wow social people!!!!11111

ANYWAY~ I was bored so I decided to draw this… thing. You know how people always are like "SQUAD GOALS OHOHOHOHOHO" well OHOHOHOHOHOHO THAT IS NOT A SQUAD.
THAT IS SOME KIND OF PARADE.

Basically, the was a photo of half of the school posing and they called it a 'squad'. A 'squad' is not a group of friends, It's a group of friends you hang out with. I'd love to see 600 teenagers trying to get to McDonald's tbh.

Also that is not squad goals.
THE BEST SQUAD IS, AND WILL ALWAYS BE



























THE TELETUBBIES!!!!!1111















I MEAN LOOK AT THOSE MOVES:
















Okay this post was too random, why did I do it.




Tuesday, 27 October 2015

Random omegle conversations...

About apples, fetus' and masochists...

So today I decided to talk to strangers about apples and other stuff. Because why not.
So here are some of some of the linie to the pages:

Mean girls Quotes:
http://logs.omegle.com/031542c

I tried to rap here, but I failed:
http://logs.omegle.com/f52e056

Making out with food:
http://logs.omegle.com/767f3a6

I tried to make a song by using this song simulator:
http://logs.omegle.com/7397a81

Awkward:
http://logs.omegle.com/bfa3ec4

M stands for masochist:
http://logs.omegle.com/1c76f79

He is a masochist:
http://logs.omegle.com/3a720ef

He claims to be an M:
http://logs.omegle.com/46b8c42

This person likes girls, but not fetus':
http://logs.omegle.com/120a409

She doesn't like fetus' too!!!:
http://logs.omegle.com/a2c7e0e

Why do people hate on fetus':
http://logs.omegle.com/27a65b3

Look, I just want to talk about apples:
http://logs.omegle.com/8a1080c

P alert:
http://logs.omegle.com/7349f9c

Lies:
http://logs.omegle.com/d1112b5

'Boo':
http://logs.omegle.com/c96ecb8

Most interesting chat ever:
http://logs.omegle.com/86c7892

I have an asian personality, apparently:
http://logs.omegle.com/cb6a079a

^^^It's the same guy that called me asian:
http://logs.omegle.com/0d56b9d




Monday, 26 October 2015

I have an internet life and a real life.
Basically, I'm Hannah Montana and I have the best of both worlds c;

Sunday, 25 October 2015

Valentines Ball - Fail.

So a few years ago, when I was in year 7 everyone got invited to this 'valentines ball'. 
And tbh it wasn't for everyone- it was only for year 7s & year 8s. 

All the year 7s were super excited and they talked about it for weeks. Whereas, the year 8s didn't really care. I remember how everyone was super nervous because they didn't have a partner. Only 2 people in year 7 were in a relationship (one of them was my friend xD) and so loads of people started to ask others out. Most of them got rejected anyway. o_o

My friend who had a boyfriend, was probably the most excited one of them all. She kept talking about it when I was going home.

Me: What are you going to do when you will go home? xD

Her: Um… Shower. :D

Me: Oh t-

Her: Then shower again. :DD

Me: Oh aga-

Her: Then shower AGAIN. :DDD

Me: 3 tim-

Her: AND AGAIN :DDDD

Me:

Back then I was thinking why would she shower so much. I thought it was because she is just very, very hygienic. Idek.

But now, I think I know why she wanted to shower so much. 




( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
^ That failed lenny face though.


So when I got home I planned to go out at 17:20 so that I'll get there at 18:00. I got home from school at 3:30 at spend an hour watching youtube videos.

"I'll just spend 5 minutes watching this video!"
-Aleks 2012
Aged 11.

When I got there my 2 friends C & S were waiting for me.

S: Wow you're so late.
C: We thought your not going to come…

Me:











It's 18:02…


Anyway. The set up was really amazing. It looked like a real ball. But the people there… yeah.
Some people brought real prom dresses and did their hair. Others simply wore a jumper and jeans.

So the school really expected us to have a partner, to slow dance and all that stuff. Well that failed.

Expectations:













Reality:




































Yes, we had a ballon fight on a ball. Blame the school xD
They had like 500 balloons on the floor.
I don't know why they called it a "valentines ball", it was more of a "awkwardly stand still and stare at other people ball during valentines day". Then some genius got a balloon and slapped someone with it.
10 seconds later and BAM! More than half of the people were balloon fighting (Ik that's not a thing xD).

10 minutes later and BAM! Pretty much all of the balloons disappeared because they popped. There was a massive crisis. There was only around 10 balloons left, and everyone was running around trying to steal a balloon of someone. I remember how I had 1 balloon and tried to hide under the table with it, but my friend who had a BF (I'm gonna call her that now xD) stepped on it and RIP BALLOON. T^T

After that, everyone just awkwardly danced. 















Teachers: We're making a dance competition! Get into groups of 5! Winners get a prize!

Although I have terrible stage fright I still decided to do it. I mean ThErE iS a PrIzE!!!! So there was 4 other groups, including my group. 

Teachers: OKAY YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO PRACTISE YOUR DANCE AND GO.

Me: WHAT?!
First of all, I can't plan a dance in 10 seconds. D:
Second of all, GANGNAM STYLE? The only dance we can do is the gangnam style dance tbh.

So again, expectations of our dance:















Reality of our dance:














It just really failed. And I embarrassed myself in front of everyone. o__o''''
There was this group that danced really well, there was even a person who could do the worm and the splits in their group.















This gif creeps me out.

But, these popular girls went on the stage and danced the gangnam style dance. (Just like us) AND THEY WON. Everyone was saying how un-fair it was, I mean they won only because they're liked and popular. D;

So I thought the prize was some trophy.
Or at least a shoe. (idk why)
But it came out to be a box of chocolates that the school brought from poundland.

And that's it. o_o
This was a really long post xD


No school tomorrow!

I bet I'm gonna wake up at 7am and get ready for school because I'll forget It's half term xD

I don't even know why I post, nobody reads this anyway. (Except me T^T) 
Also since It's half term I'm going to spend it by staying in my house as much as possible and staying away from every human being. (Except from my parents xD)












Saturday, 24 October 2015

Very tall year 7s.


I'm in year 10, but I'm really short. And for some reason the year 7s this year are REALLY tall. I'm slightly concerned about my height.

Basically, this drawing explains everything:
Note: I can't draw so I had to do this… stick thingy.
Also I'm not the only person with hair in my school. xD


















Tbh I'm even smaller than that..

Year 11: Why is that year 9 so tall?!

Year 9: Why is that year 10 so small?!

Year 10/Me: WHY IS THAT YEAR 7 TALLER THEN ME. THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
I BET HE ISN'T EVEN YEAR 7. HE IS PROBABLY SOME SECRET UNDERCOVER SPY THAT REALLY IS 15. WHY AM I SO SMALL?

Year 7 (1): OMG THESE PEOPLE ARE SO SMALL.

Year 7 (2): Innit.

Year 8: That year 7 is taller then me…


Some year 7s are about shoulder length.



















And then some are…

Yeah...


Friday, 23 October 2015

I've found my Halloween costume! xD
I'm going to dress up as red riding hood ^^ But in the horror version idk ;D

Have to do my homework now cri cri

ON THE OTHER HAND~ IT'S HALF TERM.
YES.
FINALLY.

Wednesday, 21 October 2015

So I was waiting in the lunch line with my friend because she wanted to get food. So I turned around to see how long the line is and:

Random dude: Y U STARING AT ME M8???////

Me: -looks at him- ???

Random dude: DON'T LOOK AT ME LYK DAT!!!!11

Me:






























Random dude: DON'T POINT AT ME!!!

Me:















Random dude: GEEEEZZ. GIRLS DEEZ DAYS.

Yes I agree. Girls these days. xD




Chemistry test:


Teacher: Okay class! Start the test! You have 40 minutes!

Me: Okay I can do this!
-sees the 1st page-
What is this.

So this is how I felt through out the test: 




























Teacher: 5 more minutes left!
Everyone else: Ok I'm done.
Me: -suddenly remembers everything I learnt-
















Teacher: The test is over!
Me:















Teacher: Pens down!
Me: 















Teacher: -looking directly at me-
I SAID PENS DOWN YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO WRITE. IT'S THE END OF THE TEST.


Me:

















I literally had one word to write. But I ended up not writing the last word D:


It was also really hard to concentrate when someone next to you keeps tapping their pen.
This guy just did a few questions, turned the page, threw the test away and then started to tap his pen.
I was about to give up.

















Me: Okay Aleks! You got this! You can do it! I mean you've been studying al-

TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP

Me: 

TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP 

Me: Just going to try my best-

TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP

Me: …………..

TAP TAP TAP

Teacher: Shh!

Me: Yes thank you.
Okay as I said, 
the early atmosphere was mainly car-

Someone humming: Now watch me whip.

Me: What the…

Someone humming: Watch me nae nae.

Me: ???

Someone humming: Watch me whip whip.

Me: ...

I've had the "watch me whip" song in my head all day now. Also, I've got a maths test tomorrow.

Now watch me whip.
Watch me fail fail.




Tuesday, 20 October 2015

Calcium Carbonate -> Calcium oxide + Carbon dioxide…

This gif somehow sums up my day.

I've been studying Chemistry for around 4 hours, and I haven't really learnt anything. e_e
I had a Biology test about a week ago [ABOUT A WEEK AGOOOO] and I studied for exactly 7 hours. I ended up getting 25/42. o-o
And other kids who didn't study at all got about 90%. WHAT.
DANG GENIUSES.

Wish me luck T^T

Also my maths teacher changed the date of the test because we are dumb unprepared. So now the test is on Thursday. I'm not prepared for more dying revising.

Monday, 19 October 2015

Rather than studying I'm wasting my time playing 'snake trouble'.
I managed to beat "Phython pro".
Not so pro now. Ha.

Okay I'm gonna go back to hell I mean studying.
stuDYING.
I really need a costume for halloween...
Look at this t-shirt though.
I need this t-shirt for P.E xD





















Took a studying break.
lolololol
YES THE FOND THINGY IS WORKING YAAAY
TOOK ME A WHILE TO DO IT
BUT I DID IT
YES

Now I have to study for 4 tests I have on Wednesday (Chemistry, maths, art & history) T-T

OR I'LL GO AND EAT A MUFFIN.
BYE.


















I love gifs c:
Wait a moment….
This is me every time my favorite character dies or when I finish a good book:

Sunday, 18 October 2015

12 DAYS UNTIL HALLOWEEN!

RIP Chicken Popcorn

18.10.2015-18.10.2015

So I was walking back from KFC and then I tripped over and my box with chicken popcorn fell on the ground. Now I have only half of them.

At least the pigons will have something to eat...
Okay now I am REALLY gonna do my homework.
I need to do my french homework, ah. Then science, ah.
Then maths, AHHH. :'c

WHAT IS LOVE.

BABY DON'T HURT ME.

DON'T HURT ME.

NO MORE.



^ What the. Why did I just write that.

Oh. I think you can't change the font on this.
Aw.







Lyk if u cir everytim
;-;
I HAVE 5 PAGE VIEWS NOW YAY!

Page view person let's become friends

I lied again.
So I got 3 page views. And 2 of them are mine.
Okay please Ignore me.

I bet someone is reading this and thinking:
"Ptff what a noob lollollol"
Well that sucks.

Oh Hi It's me again.
Apparently my page view is from America.
I'm so confused… o_o
How did they find this blog I only made it few minutes ago. IS BLOGGER TRYING TO TROLL ME??
I'm such a noob at this

Okay this is the last post I'll make for today. Bye ^^
I lied. HAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Ha.
I didn't do my homework. I just tried to change the font of this.
I'm a noob ok.
Someone help ;-;

Also I got one page view. 
Yesss. c:
Even though that page view was mine. Nevermind.

Look what I found in Ikea. I never knew I was a drawer. Cool.
I'm gonna start a blog because I have nothing to do with my life.
I bet I'm gonna end up forgetting about this blog and never posting again. Oh well.
Gonna go and cry do my homework. ;-;