My maths class:

Teacher: Okay who knows the answer for this question?

-some kid puts their hand up-

Someone: I know!

Everyone: Don't!

Someone: The answer is 6

Everyone: OH NO

Someone: 6

Everyone: :OOO

Someone: .6

Teacher: Yes correct the answer is 66.6
-writes it on the board-

Everyone: OH GOD WE'RE DOOMED RUB THAT OFF RUB IT OFF IT'S GONNA SWAWN SATAN AND HE WILL KILL US AHHHH

Teacher: k.

Yup.

No school e_e

So we have no school today. If I had school, it would end right now.
These are the things I've done today though:

- Watched Pete the meat puppet (I'm scarred for life)

- Watched some random video about 2 boys throwing bricks at trees and jumping from an 50cm height and shouting "DANGER" or "360" or "SWEET".

- Watched some weird video of paranormal activity

- Played some Idol Dating Sim which was cute and I have no life

- Watched an video of Thomas the rape tank engine (help)

- Laughed at Dan falling off his chair and spilling coffee

- Awkwardly realised that most of the songs I listen to now are about death or killing… (e.g.: Partners in crime, Let's kill tonight, Self-torturing etc… e_e)

- Attempted to listen to pop in order to become less, idk psycho. So I listened to Give your heart a break

- Talked to myself about how Pete the meat puppet is weird

- Spammed random people with the Pete the meat puppet video/song

- Then said 'Merry Christmas'

- Watched an video of my friend Sam going to an party/concert

- Watched a bit of friends on TV

- Attempted to do a cool hairstyle

- Failed and gave up




It's only 3:05 so let's see what other random and useless things I will do.

Hiccups

I've had hiccups for the past 5 minutes and they won't end. Help.

Exams

8 done.
3 to go.
AND THEN HALF-TERM YESSSSSSS
AND CHRISTMAS YESSSSSS
AND NEW YEARS EVE YESSSS
THEN back to school...

GROW

The year 7s have started to grow quite quickly, and it's annoying.

Yellow = Year 7

Red = Year 8

Green = Year 9

Purple = Year 10

Blue = Year 11

I was in the lunch line today, and I was pretty much the smallest. There were a few people shorter than me. BUT COME ON WHY DO I HAVE TO BE SO SHORT.

IF I HAD A POUND WHEN EVERY TIME SOMEONE SAID "I'M SHORT" I WOULD BE RICH AND WOULDN'T GO TO THAT ~SATANIC~ SCHOOL (true doe)

I'm actually planning to get some "grow taller" pills because I NEED TO. I'm adding this to my Christmas list. 

HOWEVER, I doubt there is any "grow taller" pills. T^T

Homework??!?.23q;kcloi3

Umhh
I have this homework.
About traditions, and stuff.
Idek what to write.
So
um.
yeah.
Bye.

pew pew

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS...

food.

Xmas buddy needed.

I need a christmas buddy.
Idek bye.

Procrastination.

So I've got 7 exams next week, and lots of homework to do. Yet, I mentally refuse to do it.

Rather then doing something effective, or study something, I've been watching Chicken Little dance to the 'Numa numa' song for the past 10 minutes.

WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE.

HERE IS THE LINK TO THE VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U6xxkB8jEY


PS: HELP ME D:

My class is very festive.

Christmas is round the corner, and although my school have no Christmas decorations my class has started to get very festive. They sing Xmas songs 24/7… in their version:


Classmate 1: All I want for Christmas… is weed.

Classmate 2: Last Christmas, you gave me weed but the very next day you didn't give me the weed.

Classmate 3: On the first day of Christmas my true love gave me to me, a stash of weed.

Classmate 4: And since there is no place to go, let's get high, let's get high, let's get high.

Classmate 5: Oh, what fun it is to get high in a one horse open sleigh.

Classmate 6: You better watch out, you better not cry. You better get high, I'm telling you why.



….


Yes, I'm aware that most of my class is on drugs. I feel like this post is really inappropriate… oh well.

Merry Christmas!
Even though it's a month till christmas
Don't do drugs kids! (:

Every morning...

Me: -walks into school-
Okay this is going to be a good day!

Random kid: My dad is pedobear!!11
Me: 
Random kid 2: -sniffs someone-
Me:
-keeps walking-

Random kid 3: -twerks-
Me: -looks at him- o_e
Random kid 3: wot u looking at mate
Me: e_e
-keeps walking-

Me: -walks past a couple kissing and touching-
…
Well that sure was awkward.

Me: -walks into class-
~Everyone stares at me~
Why is everyone staring at me o-o
~None of my friends are here~
Okay. I'll just stare at this wall for 5 minutes.
Classmate 1: SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY
Classmate 2: -throws a pen-
Classmate 3: -strokes his pink shoes-
Classmate 1: SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY

My history teacher hates me.

I seriously think my history teacher hates me.

Before we had this seating plan:

? = I don't know xD
H = Dislike / Annoying (sorry c:)
F = Friend

I was alright with the seating plan, actually it was great. ( It would be even better if those pathogens behind me DIDN'T THROW STUFF AT ME, AND THE GIRL BESIDE ME. IT'S NOT THAT ENTERTAINING. THANK YOU. )

But then on Monday our teacher left the class for a few minutes. Which is a BIG MISTAKE. Teachers should never leave the classroom. It's very dangerous. Because this will happen:

After a few seconds of randomly dancing, me and some other kids were taking notes of the video we were supposed to watch. Everyone else was throwing books, pencils, glue sticks, papers, chairs, scissors… anything they could find. I was trying to work but all I could hear is:

" OMG YOU'RE SO GROSS "
-someone throws a book at someone-
" YOUR SO BUTTERS "
" SHE WAS LIKE, BARE MOIST INNIT "
" WHERE IS THAT PAPER GONE, MAN"
-someone falls off the chair-
" SHUT UP! THE TEACHER IS COMIN' "
" NAH SHE AIN'T "
" STOP JOKIN' DUDE "
" I AIN'T EVEN PLAYING, BLAD I SAW HER "
" EW DON'T THROW THAT GLUE STICK AT ME "
" IM GONNA BEAT YOU UP IF YOU DON'T STOP MATE "
" GO ON THEN "
-someone gets punched-

The teacher came back and started shouting. So she decided to make a seating plan. As if that will work.

Dear Teachers,
Moving seats won't help.

And this is our new seating plan:

Great, just great. I don't understand why she put me in the 3rd row. (I didn't draw the whole class, there are 5 rows in total :3 )

This is why I hate this seating plan:

1. I'm the smallest person in my class. I should be on the 1st/2nd row o_o

2. I'm near sighted so I can barely see the board. 

3. I sit behind tall people, 'that helps'. xDD

4. I also sit next to the worse people possible. Idek them, but I know they're annoying.

5. 2 of my friends sit next to each other. I can see them laughing and talking all the time. I've been replaced, once again ;-;

OH WELL IT COULD OF BEEN WORSE.

I bet my history teacher finds this very funny...

Luckily, we have 4 history lessons a week. And all those lessons take place in different classrooms idek why.

Monday = French class
Tuesday = RE class
Wednesday = History class !!!
Friday = MUSIC ROOM.


If our teacher is going to change the seating plans tomorrow, I'm going to scream.

SPIDER.

OKAY.  THAT SPIDER THAT I SAW FEW DAYS AGO IN THE BATHROOM MOVED TO MY ROOM.

I was doodling and then I saw a giant spider on my wall. I decided to leave it, not kill it. BUT THEN IS MOVED. IT STARTED TO CRAWL ON MY DOOR. So I started to aggressively move the door so that he ( or she ) will understand to NOT GO ON MY DOOR. If he ( or she?? ) goes on my door, how will I escape? It started to crawl towards me so I grabbed my phone (so I can call someone for help) and my sketchbook (so I can whack it with).

My dad walked through the corridor and saw me sitting on my bed with my phone and sketchbook whilst looking very paranoid. I didn't want to tell him about the spider because I remember how paranoid I got last time when I saw a crane fly…

ANYWAY. The spider started to dance. It stood on a spot and moved it's legs.

I took the chance and ran to my computer. Then it just stood there and didn't move. I got really confused. Is it thinking about how to kill me? I started to poke it with my sketchbook but it didn't react. I was tempted to touch it but then this would happen:

SPIDER@ STOP STANDING THERE AND ACTING LIKE YOU PAY RENT. (:

I went online and kept checking on the spider every 5 seconds just to make sure it's still there. I logged on, looked at it and BOOM IT WAS GONE.
HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?
HOW CAN A SPIDER DISAPPEAR IN 5 SECONDS?
DID IT TELEPORT?
OR WAS IT JUST MY IMAGINATION?

I'm guessing it's hiding behind my violin. I have to have an violin practise now. I'll keep updating. If I won't it either means:

a) I'm dead
b) I'm too lazy
c) I forgot
d) All of above


UPDATE:
I FOUND IT AH WHAT DO I DO HELP.
IT'S MOVING ONE OF IT'S LEG NOW??
DOES THAT MEAN HE WANTS TO FIGHT ME OR SOMETHING? OH GOD NO.
I WANT TO GET A CONTAINER AND CATCH IT BUT THIS MIGHT HAPPEN:

WAIT

IT'S GOING ON MY DESK

IT'S ON MY DESK

HELP

I GRABBED MY SKETCHBOOK AND SCARED HIM AWAY.

IT STARTED TO RUN. PAHAHA.

NOW IT'S STANDING IN THE CORNER.

TROLOLOLOL

YOU STILL WANT TO FIGHT?

NOW IT'S TRYING TO GET UP THE DOOR

IT'S GOING UP

DON'T YOU DARE GO ON THE CEILING.

UPDATE:

I made it fall off the door. I feel like a terrible human scaring a spider now. 

UPDATE:

It's going towards my desk again, NOPE NOPE NOPE.

UPDATE:

I wrote a note on my sketchbook:

"Hi spider! Touch this if you want to be friends! (:"

I know it's stupid since spiders can't read but why not give it a try. o-o

It just stood there.

"And don't want to die :D"

It started to move. TOWARDS MY DESK. NO.

I  got my sketchbook and started to push it away from my desk. It kind of high-fived my sketchbook.

Me: Hmm. Maybe you're friendly. Maybe I should leave you alone-

Then it started to go move around. I panicked and DROPPED THE SKETCHBOOK.

RIP SKETCHBOOK 2013 - 2015

I'M SO SORRY.

UPDATE:

I read an article why you shouldn't be scared of spiders. It's not helping that much T^T

I need to grab my sketchbook. I CAN DO IT.

I DID IT. BUT WHERE IS THE SPIDER AT?

(DUN DUN DUN)

UPDATE:

I was looking for the spider and I saw it on my desk like

"PROBLEM BRO"

YES, MOVE FROM MY DESK.

I got my sketchbook and it went on it so I threw it because I got scared.

GUESS WHAT.

You know the note that I wrote about being friends?

IT TOUCHED IT.

IT ACTUALLY TOUCHED IT. 

IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE ( I HOPE )

I MADE LIKE 10 PHOTOS OF IT AND I'LL POST A PHOTO SOON ^^

I NAMED IT GARY.

GARY IS VERY KEEN TO GO BEHIND MY DESK.

Now it's on my door. Wow that was fast. And Gary fell.

I can't be bothered to practise violin now.

Gary is now gone. Hopefully out of my room.

Okay this is crazy. Bye xD

Parents evening in 2 hours

I just came back from school and I'm going to go back to school at 6:00 for the Parents evening thingy. Here is the time thingy:


6:00 French teacher
6:05 Maths teacher
6:05 Art teacher
6:10 History teacher
6:15 Science teacher
6:15 English teacher

As you can see I have to see 2 teachers at the same time, twice. I don't know how I'm going to do this,   because I can't be in 2 places at the same time. O_o

I know exactly what the teachers are going to say:
"She is very good, she always does her work but she is a bit shy and quiet & has to parcipitate more"

Wish me luck 0-0

BOMBS!!

Oh wait false alarm. It's only the fireworks. o_o
Whenever I hear them I automatically think that we're getting bombed.

Anyway…
I have parents evening tomorrow which means I'm getting my report. NO. PLS NO.

The whole year did an assessment in english.
And guess what? The whole year failed the english assessment. Yay!

Failed is such a harsh word. More like "still passing". Tbh we didn't fail it. We did really well one it. But the government is changing the grades and stuff idk all that kinda stuff. There was some kind of error in the marking or something, So we basically did very good but failed. Very logical.

Even though we had a test yesterday, we have ANOTHER test tomorrow. What. WOW. CAN YOU, PLEASE AT LEAST GIVE ME A BREAK.

If stress burnt calories I'd be a supermodel.

There is also art homework. My teacher told me to draw a realistic face. Teacher, I can't even draw a cartoon tree. How am I supposed to draw a face?

I have to email a school about work experience and voluntary work for the D of E award. I'm going to work in a school so I can develop useful skills such as commitment, teamwork, leadership etc… Also my cousin goes to that school so I can annoy her all day for revenge. c:

Wish me luck, idk? xD

Poke. (ಠ_ಠ)☞

~Another year 7 story because a lot happened in year 7…~

So on Friday I got fish and chips for lunch. I was walking back to my seat when some guy, (let's name him the "chip attacker and pusher" aka Caap) pushed his way through me and some other kids to get some water. He was the same year as me btw. I looked down and saw that A FEW OF MY CHIPS WERE LYING ON THE FLOOR. WHY, HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A THING.

I decided to let him know that he dropped my chips, so that… idek. I was stupid and quite confident than I am now in year 7 for some reason.

Me: Um excuse me. You shouldn't push.

Caap: -ignores-

Me: You made me drop my chips. I LOVE CHIPS. How would-

Caap: -ignores-

Me: Um…? -pokes-

Caap: omg wot the ▆▆ y did u poke me????///

Me: I just-

Caap: I'M GONNA TELL THE TEACHER!

Me: Tell what? xDD

So he ran off to tell the teacher that I poked him. Like what. So I expected the teacher to be on my side or simply not care but I was wrong.

Teacher: You shouldn't touch people, that's rude!

Me: Not as rude as pushing people and making them drop their food.

Teacher: Just keep your hands to yourself.

Me: He obviously wasn't keeping his body to himself when he was pushing people.

Also why is the teacher telling off me for poking someone. It's not like I poked him with a knife or something. Which maaaaaybeee I should of haveee……………….

IT'S HALF-TERM… AND IT'S GONE.

Back to prison hell school tomorrow.

I'm gonna take lots of Halloween sweets tomorrow and eat them during break and lunch.  I hope there will be some kind of fight or drama, because there usually is. The next free day we will have is the 27th (I think xD). That's 624 hours. THAT'S TOO MUCH. 

Good luck to anyone who has school tomorrow. T^T

Wow social people!!!!11111

ANYWAY~ I was bored so I decided to draw this… thing. You know how people always are like "SQUAD GOALS OHOHOHOHOHO" well OHOHOHOHOHOHO THAT IS NOT A SQUAD.
THAT IS SOME KIND OF PARADE.

Basically, the was a photo of half of the school posing and they called it a 'squad'. A 'squad' is not a group of friends, It's a group of friends you hang out with. I'd love to see 600 teenagers trying to get to McDonald's tbh.

Also that is not squad goals.
THE BEST SQUAD IS, AND WILL ALWAYS BE



























THE TELETUBBIES!!!!!1111

I MEAN LOOK AT THOSE MOVES:
















Okay this post was too random, why did I do it.

Random omegle conversations...

About apples, fetus' and masochists...

So today I decided to talk to strangers about apples and other stuff. Because why not.
So here are some of some of the linie to the pages:

Mean girls Quotes:
http://logs.omegle.com/031542c

I tried to rap here, but I failed:
http://logs.omegle.com/f52e056

Making out with food:
http://logs.omegle.com/767f3a6

I tried to make a song by using this song simulator:
http://logs.omegle.com/7397a81

Awkward:
http://logs.omegle.com/bfa3ec4

M stands for masochist:
http://logs.omegle.com/1c76f79

He is a masochist:
http://logs.omegle.com/3a720ef

He claims to be an M:
http://logs.omegle.com/46b8c42

This person likes girls, but not fetus':
http://logs.omegle.com/120a409

She doesn't like fetus' too!!!:
http://logs.omegle.com/a2c7e0e

Why do people hate on fetus':
http://logs.omegle.com/27a65b3

Look, I just want to talk about apples:
http://logs.omegle.com/8a1080c

P alert:
http://logs.omegle.com/7349f9c

Lies:
http://logs.omegle.com/d1112b5

'Boo':
http://logs.omegle.com/c96ecb8

Most interesting chat ever:
http://logs.omegle.com/86c7892

I have an asian personality, apparently:
http://logs.omegle.com/cb6a079a

^^^It's the same guy that called me asian:
http://logs.omegle.com/0d56b9d

I have an internet life and a real life.
Basically, I'm Hannah Montana and I have the best of both worlds c;

Valentines Ball - Fail.

So a few years ago, when I was in year 7 everyone got invited to this 'valentines ball'. 

And tbh it wasn't for everyone- it was only for year 7s & year 8s. 

All the year 7s were super excited and they talked about it for weeks. Whereas, the year 8s didn't really care. I remember how everyone was super nervous because they didn't have a partner. Only 2 people in year 7 were in a relationship (one of them was my friend xD) and so loads of people started to ask others out. Most of them got rejected anyway. o_o

My friend who had a boyfriend, was probably the most excited one of them all. She kept talking about it when I was going home.

Me: What are you going to do when you will go home? xD

Her: Um… Shower. :D

Me: Oh t-

Her: Then shower again. :DD

Me: Oh aga-

Her: Then shower AGAIN. :DDD

Me: 3 tim-

Her: AND AGAIN :DDDD

Me: …

Back then I was thinking why would she shower so much. I thought it was because she is just very, very hygienic. Idek.

But now, I think I know why she wanted to shower so much. 

…

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

^ That failed lenny face though.

So when I got home I planned to go out at 17:20 so that I'll get there at 18:00. I got home from school at 3:30 at spend an hour watching youtube videos.

"I'll just spend 5 minutes watching this video!"

-Aleks 2012

Aged 11.

When I got there my 2 friends C & S were waiting for me.

S: Wow you're so late.

C: We thought your not going to come…

Me:

It's 18:02…

Anyway. The set up was really amazing. It looked like a real ball. But the people there… yeah.

Some people brought real prom dresses and did their hair. Others simply wore a jumper and jeans.

So the school really expected us to have a partner, to slow dance and all that stuff. Well that failed.

Expectations:

Reality:

Yes, we had a ballon fight on a ball. Blame the school xD
They had like 500 balloons on the floor.

I don't know why they called it a "valentines ball", it was more of a "awkwardly stand still and stare at other people ball during valentines day". Then some genius got a balloon and slapped someone with it.

10 seconds later and BAM! More than half of the people were balloon fighting (Ik that's not a thing xD).

10 minutes later and BAM! Pretty much all of the balloons disappeared because they popped. There was a massive crisis. There was only around 10 balloons left, and everyone was running around trying to steal a balloon of someone. I remember how I had 1 balloon and tried to hide under the table with it, but my friend who had a BF (I'm gonna call her that now xD) stepped on it and RIP BALLOON. T^T

After that, everyone just awkwardly danced. 

Teachers: We're making a dance competition! Get into groups of 5! Winners get a prize!

Although I have terrible stage fright I still decided to do it. I mean ThErE iS a PrIzE!!!! So there was 4 other groups, including my group. 

Teachers: OKAY YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO PRACTISE YOUR DANCE AND GO.

Me: WHAT?!

First of all, I can't plan a dance in 10 seconds. D:

Second of all, GANGNAM STYLE? The only dance we can do is the gangnam style dance tbh.

So again, expectations of our dance:

Reality of our dance:

It just really failed. And I embarrassed myself in front of everyone. o__o''''

There was this group that danced really well, there was even a person who could do the worm and the splits in their group.

This gif creeps me out.

But, these popular girls went on the stage and danced the gangnam style dance. (Just like us) AND THEY WON. Everyone was saying how un-fair it was, I mean they won only because they're liked and popular. D;

So I thought the prize was some trophy.

Or at least a shoe. (idk why)

But it came out to be a box of chocolates that the school brought from poundland.

And that's it. o_o

This was a really long post xD

No school tomorrow!

I bet I'm gonna wake up at 7am and get ready for school because I'll forget It's half term xD

I don't even know why I post, nobody reads this anyway. (Except me T^T) 

Also since It's half term I'm going to spend it by staying in my house as much as possible and staying away from every human being. (Except from my parents xD)

Very tall year 7s.

I'm in year 10, but I'm really short. And for some reason the year 7s this year are REALLY tall. I'm slightly concerned about my height.

Basically, this drawing explains everything:

Note: I can't draw so I had to do this… stick thingy.

Also I'm not the only person with hair in my school. xD

Tbh I'm even smaller than that..

Year 11: Why is that year 9 so tall?!

Year 9: Why is that year 10 so small?!

Year 10/Me: WHY IS THAT YEAR 7 TALLER THEN ME. THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

I BET HE ISN'T EVEN YEAR 7. HE IS PROBABLY SOME SECRET UNDERCOVER SPY THAT REALLY IS 15. WHY AM I SO SMALL?

Year 7 (1): OMG THESE PEOPLE ARE SO SMALL.

Year 7 (2): Innit.

Year 8: That year 7 is taller then me…

Some year 7s are about shoulder length.

And then some are…

Yeah...

I've found my Halloween costume! xD
I'm going to dress up as red riding hood ^^ But in the horror version idk ;D

Have to do my homework now cri cri

ON THE OTHER HAND~ IT'S HALF TERM.
YES.
FINALLY.

So I was waiting in the lunch line with my friend because she wanted to get food. So I turned around to see how long the line is and:

Random dude: Y U STARING AT ME M8???////

Me: -looks at him- ???

Random dude: DON'T LOOK AT ME LYK DAT!!!!11

Me:

Random dude: DON'T POINT AT ME!!!

Me:

Random dude: GEEEEZZ. GIRLS DEEZ DAYS.

Yes I agree. Girls these days. xD

Chemistry test:

Teacher: Okay class! Start the test! You have 40 minutes!

Me: Okay I can do this!

-sees the 1st page-

…

What is this.

So this is how I felt through out the test: 

Teacher: 5 more minutes left!

Everyone else: Ok I'm done.

Me: -suddenly remembers everything I learnt-

Teacher: The test is over!

Me:

Teacher: Pens down!

Me: 

Teacher: -looking directly at me-

I SAID PENS DOWN YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO WRITE. IT'S THE END OF THE TEST.

Me:

I literally had one word to write. But I ended up not writing the last word D:

It was also really hard to concentrate when someone next to you keeps tapping their pen.

This guy just did a few questions, turned the page, threw the test away and then started to tap his pen.

I was about to give up.

Me: Okay Aleks! You got this! You can do it! I mean you've been studying al-

TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP

Me: …

TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP 

Me: Just going to try my best-

TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP

Me: …………..

TAP TAP TAP

Teacher: Shh!

Me: Yes thank you.

Okay as I said, 

the early atmosphere was mainly car-

Someone humming: Now watch me whip.

Me: What the…

Someone humming: Watch me nae nae.

Me: ???

Someone humming: Watch me whip whip.

Me: ...

I've had the "watch me whip" song in my head all day now. Also, I've got a maths test tomorrow.

Now watch me whip.

Watch me fail fail.